Strange effect of fatherhood?
There's a chap where I work whose mobile phone has the theme from 'Red Dwarf' as the ring tone. Now this should really piss me off. I should be outraged. I should be planning all sorts of nasty things. But I'm not. I may hear it two or three times a day, but I sort of like it. It's quite cheery.
What's happening to me? Is parenthood turning my brain to soft cheese?*
My brain, yesterday.* When I feel like this I find reading The Sun and Fox News never fails to raise a reassuring level of bile to my gullet and gets me seething once more about the idiots I have to share this (rather too small) planet with.
4 answers on a postcard...:
Don't even start me on Fox News.
And so it begins.......
I shamefully admit I watch red dwarf. Surely there's a 12-step program for this.
You could also listen to one of President Bush's press conferences. But not on a full tum.
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