What would her mother say?
Now, I know it's not right to mock the afflicted. But sometimes I can't help myself. Sometimes they beg to be mocked, sometimes they seem intent on mocking themselves, sometimes they dress like this:
I mean, honestly, what was she thinking when she got dressed?
'Super-dark Chanel sunglasses on a dreary day, check.'
'Andy Warhol tribute hair, check'
'Slightly too small leopardskin-print top over a slightly larger white vest, check.'
'Best turquoise nylon knickers, check.'
'Skinny jeans, two sizes too small, check.'
'Studded belt, because I *ROCK*, check.'
'Chunky pink 'Hello Kitty' wristwatch, check.'
'Favourite comfy house slippers, check.
'I am *HOT* and ready to shop....All I need to do now is make sure everyone can see right down my arse, and truly, I'll be the most talked about girl in town!'
Just before this photo was taken she had just pulled her knickers up a bit, while checking out her reflection in a window - she looked quite pleased with what she saw. I thank the Lord I didn't see her from the front. Heaven knows what sights one might meet there.
Oh, the joys of teeny weeny camera phones.
6 answers on a postcard...:
What gets me is that she checked out her rear-end out AND decided that buttcrack was the look she was going for.
maybe she's a plumber.
She's certainly plumbing the depths of bad dress sense. boom-boom.
She is quite plainly auditioning for CelebrityOrNotWhoCaresReallyItsALoadOfOldShit Big B(r)other 8.543672(a).
Hang on, I can see our house from here...
I think what her mother would actually say would either be
a) watch out some stranger doesn't take a picture of you and put it on the internet for people to laugh at
or more likely
b) if you bring someone home tonight remember to put a pillow behind the headboard.
Let's not kid ourselves that she even knows who Andy Warhol is ("didn't he sing the Vodafone ad?")
And the only reason she would get on Big Brother 2007 (it's coming folks.. aren't you so excited you could cut your wrists?) is if she were actually a guy dressed like that.
I call that muffin top- because when you try and squeeze a fat ass into too small trousers the excess has to go somewhere and it ain't gonna be the ankles.
I saw a woman like this in Camden. I was mesmerised - it was like her bum was a pair of knockers...
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