I Resign! (Thank God!)
One month ago, for reasons to0 numerous and dull to list here, I quit my job. Three days before my last day a large meeting was held with compulsory attendance for all my eighty or so colleagues. The department (or 'sector' as they called it) I worked in is to be relocated to Basildon (about 35 miles east of London).
Basildon is a 1950s 'New Town', built to provide housing after the war. Before I continue I would like to share with you some images of Basildon:





I would like you to compare this with the immediate neighbours of the current City Of London office:


The Basildon office is in an industrial estate park (actually the one shown in the last picture of Basildon), a 40-minute walk from the railway station. Strangely, a number of people do not want to spend over four hours a day travelling to and from this rural paradise located in the majestic central plains of Essex. This apparently, has surprised the 'executives' that made the decision. I tried very, very hard not to have the most enormously smug, shit-eating grin for those last three days. Not liking my colleagues and immediate management was not actually one of the reasons for leaving. I think this is a rather shitty trick to pull on some pretty loyal and dedicated staff, I really wouldn't wish Basildon New Town on anyone. Thankfully some of the people affected live in Essex anyway, so the travelling won't be too bad, and I don't think many of the rest will find it hard to get a new job, but what a lovely Christmas gift from the company!
For reference, my new job is based next door to here:


It is still just a fifteen-minute cycle ride. I love living in London, and I am so, so, very smug.


5 answers on a postcard...:
Basildon looks like how I imagine Slough.
Hello old fruit, nice of you to join us. I am currently slumped in a deep despair as England have just this minute relinquished The Ashes once more to the ruffian convict types. Bah.
Have a nice day!
Congratulations on the new job from Charleston SC US.
I would totally be smug if I lived in London and could bike to work...
Love the blog :-)
I once spent a week attending Basildon Crown Court (way back when work experience was the most exciting thing in my life), and my God it was everything those pictures say and more.
Londoners I know have left their jobs over being relocated to Canary Wharf. Basildon is just too, too ridiculous a suggestion.
Well done on resigning and getting a new job - that's great!
I know this post of yours is quite old, but I know just what you mean about Basildon. Please see my blog at http://savemefrombasildon.blogspot.com/
Callum
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